OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
you're hired as official boob wrangler
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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