so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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