And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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