sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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