When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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