You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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