I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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