I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need a beard to bite.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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