Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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