Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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