420 ftw
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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