I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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