Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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