I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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