I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
COCAINE IS GR8
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
