just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I pour the whiskey from now on
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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