I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Randomize
