That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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