The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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