If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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