Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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