Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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