as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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