Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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