Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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