I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I will be naked everywhere
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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