why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
