oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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