Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that's an acceptable place to lick
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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