Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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