Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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