beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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