Cold hands, warm shart.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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