those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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