i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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