i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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