I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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