Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He had one of those small greek statue penises
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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