dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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