oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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