your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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