I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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