Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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