Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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