i just google imaged poop.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
A bitchslap is in order.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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