I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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