He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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