Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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