she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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