My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Found your dick twin last night
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Terrible idea I love it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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