I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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