question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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