yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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