..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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