i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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